How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What's the funniest fish in the world?

Piranhahahahaha Don't lynch me

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit?

Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.

Sjw Jokes More Sjw Jokes

What's the difference between a redneck, and a SJW?

A redneck's trigger actually does something

Why do SJW's hate Programmers?

They objectify everything.

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.