Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
OC A quadriplegic.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)
I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!
Social justice.
The earth revolves around me.
A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!