Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

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What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

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What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

What is Imperator Furiosa's least favorite type of ice cream?

Rocky Road.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

What can you hear but never see?

Everything if you're Stevie Wonder

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

How do you organize a party in outer space?

You planet.