Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

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What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What's an electrical engineers favorite flavor of ice cream?

Shocklate.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

What do you call a cashew in space?

An astronut.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!