Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

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What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

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What to hear a joke?

Women's Sports.

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

What do you call a Canadian in outer space?

An Eh-lien!

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.