What do you call a Canadian in outer space?

An Eh-lien!

Previous Random Joke Next
Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why are Canadians atheist?

Because they are Eh-theists.

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!