Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Twist

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

Little Johnny Jokes More Little Johnny Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.