Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

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What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

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What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo "

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

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What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.