Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

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What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.