Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

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Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

What do 8 hobbits make?

A hobbyte.