Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Frodo Jokes More Frodo Jokes

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

Hobbit Jokes More Hobbit Jokes

What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire

What do you call a pompous Hobbit?

Bilbo Braggins