Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

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Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

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Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

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What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire