Frodo Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

You might also enjoy:

Designate Jokes More Designate Jokes

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

Vibrate Jokes More Vibrate Jokes

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What kind of bees hum and drop things ?

A fumble bee !

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

Ring Bearer Jokes More Ring Bearer Jokes

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.