Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

Who can make six figures a year and still be poor?

A toy builder.

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How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.