Meld Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

World Jokes More World Jokes

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What's the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

Spock Jokes More Spock Jokes

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

Frodo Jokes More Frodo Jokes

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.