Meld Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

Frodo Jokes More Frodo Jokes

How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Spock Jokes More Spock Jokes

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do internet football fans sing?

E we go E we go E we go!

Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the best hotel in the world?

Auschwitz. 1.3 million stars.

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.