How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

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What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

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Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.