How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

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Who annoyed Polyphemus even more then Odysseus?

Nobody

What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."