What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Previous Random Joke Next
Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why don't kleptomaniacs get jokes?

Because they take everything literally.

What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What does the tree says in autumn ?

Leaf me alone.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.