Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

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Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

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What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

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What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!