Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

What did (x) say to (x)?

A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

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What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!