Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

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How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

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How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!