Ha Jokes

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

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Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Link Jokes More Link Jokes

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

Speaker Jokes More Speaker Jokes

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

Extra Pair Jokes More Extra Pair Jokes

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

What does my finger and lemon pie have in common?

They both have my rang on them.