Ha Jokes

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

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Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

What language do cats speak?

Catonese

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What does a fashionable dog do when it gets tired?

Pants.

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

How does a french alcoholic greet someone?

Enchantr."

Finland Jokes More Finland Jokes

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

Snap Jokes More Snap Jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

Jalapeno Business Jokes More Jalapeno Business Jokes

What do you call a nosy pepper?

jalapeno business!

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?

Hi Buster."

What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.