What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

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Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

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What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.