What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

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Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

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What do you do with a dead scientist?

Barium

What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.