What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

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What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium