What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

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Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

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What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

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Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)