What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

Barium Jokes More Barium Jokes

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

Nitrogen Jokes More Nitrogen Jokes

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What do you call Nitrogen after the sunrises?

Daytrogen.

Cobalt Jokes More Cobalt Jokes

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.