Nitrogen Jokes

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

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What do you call Nitrogen after the sunrises?

Daytrogen.

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.