What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

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Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

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What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY