What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

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What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

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What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

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Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

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What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.