What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

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What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

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What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium! I'll see myself out now...

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

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What do you do with dead atoms?

Barium

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss