Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

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What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.