Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

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What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !