Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

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What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

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What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!