What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

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What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.