What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

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What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

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How can you tell someone's an atheist?

You can't. They'll always tell you first.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.