What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

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What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.