What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

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What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.