How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

How many 9GAGers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Exactly the same amount as the Redditors on and .

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How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

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Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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Why are atheists poor?

because its a non-prophet organisation.

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.