How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller?

To get to the other side!

How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

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How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

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Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

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What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.