How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

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What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

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What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.