How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

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How does a CANDU reactor work?

By believing in itself.

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.