How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

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How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

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How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

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What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

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Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

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How to keep idiot waiting?

I'll tell tomorrow.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

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How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?