How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

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How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

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What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

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How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

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Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

How do you get to Oktoberfest?

Follow the lederhosen.

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How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.