What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

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What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

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Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

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What is the similarity between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Someone is loosing a trailer.

What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom

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What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.