How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."