What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"