What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

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Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

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What about a nice cream pie?

She asked. "Except that." I replied.

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"