What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

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What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

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Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."