The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
He screwed, nutted, and bolted.
None, the room is already lit.
A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Check mate"..
Driver: It broke when I hit 100.
Bernadette
Root Beer Floats!
A witch.
Simple, you get stoned twice
Phlegmish
They're cheap.
A bright eye deer.
Shine a flashlight in his ears.