What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

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What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

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What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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How do Freudians describe the human mind?

As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....

What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

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Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

on a Freudian Slip

What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear?

A Freudian slip

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How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.