How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

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How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.

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How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

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How many mexicans do you need to screw a lightbulb?

Juan

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

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What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.