What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

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What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

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Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

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Can-cer

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Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

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