What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.

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What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.

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Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.