What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.

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What's the difference between "ooo" and "ahhhh"?

About 3 inches.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

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Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

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Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.