Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

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Patty O'Furniture

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One less drunken Irishman

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What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

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One less drunken Irishman

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.