Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

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What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.

Irish Wedding Jokes More Irish Wedding Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.

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What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman