What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.