What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.

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Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler