What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.

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How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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What are you gonna be for halloween?

Me: Drunk!

What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.