What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.

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What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler