What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

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What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

How did the stoner die?

Blunt force trauma.

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What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler