What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

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How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

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What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler