Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

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What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Why are some people so odd?

Because they can't even.

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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

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Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.