What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What makes for a good first date?

NOT MOVIES

What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

Spy Jokes More Spy Jokes

What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A: A peeping tome.

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

Free Time Jokes More Free Time Jokes

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

Long Walk Jokes More Long Walk Jokes

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.