What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

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What did the kid who could see dead eskimos say?

Icy dead people!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus