What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

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Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

What do you call a kid that is afraid of the dark?

Racist