What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

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How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

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Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences