How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

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Why don't people drink pig's milk?

Because its a bit too sow...

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

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Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe.

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool