What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

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A double Gin

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What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn