What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

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Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

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Why are dead baby jokes so funny?

They never grow old.

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

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What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.