What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

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What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

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They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

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What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.