What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

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Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

What do you call an uneven body of water?

An inconsistensea.

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What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

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What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.