Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

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Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

Why did the Boxer Rebellion fail?

They had no Qin

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What do you call an uneven body of water?

An inconsistensea.

What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck?

Jose and Hose B

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.