Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do redditors get their water?

From a well, actually

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

What did Jose name his son?

Hose B

What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons?

Jose and Hose B

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.