Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

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Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

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How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

How to 4-dimensional aliens get around?

In Tralfamadoloreans.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans