Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?

A: Heredity.

Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

Creepy Jokes More Creepy Jokes

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence