Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

What does it look like when someone is drowning?

lol

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who is driving?

A cop.

Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

Creepy Jokes More Creepy Jokes

What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!