What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry :D

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do they call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this