What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

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What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

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Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !