What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(