What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

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I'll be Bach.

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He couldn't decide what font to use.

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Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

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Lidl people.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

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What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common?

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What do you call a coffee shop where drug deals go down?

The trapp!

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How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

He doesn't, he's dead!

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.