Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

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What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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What console does god use?

Praystation

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

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How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

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What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.