Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

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What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

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What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.