Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

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Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

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Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.