Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving

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Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

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What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.