Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.

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Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

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Why was Macaulay Culkin an easy target for Michael Jackson?

Because he was home alone.

Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.