Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.

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What college did Michael Jackson go to?

Bringham Young

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

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Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.

Why was Macaulay Culkin an easy target for Michael Jackson?

Because he was home alone.