Why was Macaulay Culkin an easy target for Michael Jackson?

Because he was home alone.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

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What would you call Macaulay Culkin if he was black?

Homie alone

Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.