Macaulay Culkin Jokes

What would you call Macaulay Culkin if he was black?

Homie alone

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What is Macaulay Culkin's favorite cheese?

Provolone

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.

Why was Macaulay Culkin an easy target for Michael Jackson?

Because he was home alone.